Lets do a comedy contest

Post you joke below

Three men found a magic slide. One slid down, said "Gold" And landed in a pot of gold. The second slid down and said "Silver", and landed in a pot full of silver. The third slid down, but as he went down, he caught his best jeans. They ripped. As he slid down, he said "S***!" Guess what he landed in =]

hehehe

I can't think of any decent ones. My brain is too crammed with insults, swear words and girls.

I lol'd

I was in Music class at school. Bored out of my mind. Someone behind me said a really bad joke, but they said it in English. I turned round and said "Cosa?" ("What?") and this girl behind me, who is SERIOUSLY nerdy, boring and weird, said "He's being funny" I said "Yeah, but you wouldn't understand the meaning of that word"

But, the most funny bit, was that the teacher heard. He's a young, 20ish person, who spends FAR too much time on twitter.
He came over (I thought he was gonna yell at me) But he said "Nice!" then turned to the girl and said "PWNED!"

All true. Man, he's a messed up teacher =]

My music teacher is gay and bald. He got his own website, facebook, myspace, twitter, youtube. He likes my piano skills and he is maybe 30

I wish my music teacher never discover this website...

Cause he'd see all your talk? Lol. I'd tell him to piss off and mind his own business =]

ok guys i was randomly scratching my balls then i renembered this joke:

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?

The husband replied, All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, What are you thinking now?

He replied, It looks as if I did a pretty good job.

more crap:

There are four kinds of sex :

house sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

bedroom - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

hall sex - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say: FUCK YOU!

courtroom - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

More, more crap:

A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. What's going on here?, he asks. The guy sobs, I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up. The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal!

Old Cypriot joke... Idk anything else to say

There was 3 people. A German, an American and a Cypriot. There were both on a boat and suddendly the American throws a CocaCola in the Sea. The Cypriot asks him, why did you throw that CocaCola in that sea? The American answers, because we got many in my country. Then the German throws a beer in the sea. The American asks him, why did you throw that beer in the water? The German replies, because we got many in my country. Then the Cypriot takes an arab and he throws him in the sea. They asked him why he throw him in the sea and the Cypriot replied, because we got many in my country.
Not funny but this is what I had to say. The Cypriot threw the arab in the sea because in Cyprus 1 of 5 is an arab cleaner.

eh funny i guess.....

The funny think is that most people in Cyprus are not actually Cypriots

They are gypsies who want a good job to gain money.

okay

Also Combat Arms is a fail now.
The truth is that there are many wallhacking aimbots.

AeLs, your Cypriot joke.. There is British version of joke I got from british mate.

Three men in a hot air balloon. OMG! They realise it is going down. They got too much stuff in it. There's a welsh person, a British guy, and a pakkistani. The Welsh guy throws out his flock of sheep, cause he got far too much of that in the country. The Pakkistani threw away his curry. And then the English man threw out the Pakkistani. Too many of them in his country.

Have you heard old storytime rhyme? Row your boat?

My version.

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
if ya live in Pakkistan,
you need a submarine.

Anyways. I am sure there are more pakkistan people in Cyprus than england ;P Also many Cypriots live in england maybe someone edited it.

Probs. Gotta go today =-[ bye dude

RANDOM PIG OF EPICNESS

Lol bye
Random elephant that looks like a penis

LOL! Nice Elephant. 10 mins till gotta go =P

Okayyss

If you ever need actors for RPS no.2, PM me on ROBLOX. Or just post.

lol

Okayss