A new comic im making

ok its about...um..well...ah fuck it just read the story line
It begins with me it some map using a binocular staring at the sky
then some dude appears and ask me :hey strap
me:...
dude:wha cho doing?
me...oh hai "dude's name"
me: hey "dude's name" can you do me a favor?
Dude:yesh, wut is it?
me: you see, i kinda have a bad vision, and theres a sign up there and i cant read it
dude:oh i get it, you want me to read it for you?
me:duh...
dude:okay grabs binocular and starts reading sign
"Shows dude's vision on binocular and a sign saying":HAHA Owned you faggot!
Then shows dude widouth pants.
he looks down and says:
dude:hey! wtf?!
Then shows me me running with his pants and wallet (and laughing)
Then show black screwn saying:
Point of this comic
Nevar Trust Straphinterplates
and i just need someone to play as the "dude"...
Also ill post on this forum when im done and posted it

Cptrick xD